ALOCS Streetwear Owner Review Complete Walkthrough

The Double Cup Cargo Shorts, spec sheet first

Only one product sits in the denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup at present, and that product is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The fabric is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg see the full collection shape rather than collapsing, and the rise is mid. Two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical, because the color comes from a garment dye applied through what the brand calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading. Construction details are specific: double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. Carried over from the graphics into the pocket build, the brand’s own cup motif is what the name refers to. Four colorways are listed, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. About $150 is where the price sits at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

The rest of the shorts rail, style by style

For all the attention denim gets, it is one style inside a much wider shorts offering, and that wider offering is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. The Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts occupy the main tier at about $150, running as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Also there are the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. Rounding out that price tier are the Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts, the sweat short being the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Underneath that, the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. As a standing clearance mechanic the brand also runs a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 that lets the floor dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Every one of these figures was what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.

The other denim and workwear pieces

If denim is the reason you are here, the shorts are not the end of it, they are just the only denim short. The ALOCS Denim Jacket is offered in Black, Blue and Tan at about $300 each, with the ALOCS Carpenter Pants in the same three colors at the same price. Those carpenter pants are the closest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. Beside the denim sits a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend is the signal that workwear and denim are different propositions here, one a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other raw weight in cotton. The build signals stay constant across all of it, and the signature yellow woven label appears garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. The product copy also states the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, which is a real cost input at these prices.

A glance across the lineup

Nothing beyond what the brand publishes goes into the table below. Where no fabric weight or flat measurement appears on a product page, the cell says as much instead of guessing at a number. Prices come straight from the brand’s own store as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Per product is how the fit notes run, because this label publishes them per product and they are not uniform across the catalogue. Most detail sits on the denim short, since it is the only entry with a full published measurement table. Open the individual listing for the style you want before you pick a size, and read the table as a shortlist.

On sizing, read the waist rather than the letter

Waist measurement, running 28 to 44, is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, and it removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. A full flat table exists for the Double Cup Cargo Shorts: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Rather than dropping toward the knee, the short stays roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows, because the inseam moves half an inch per size. This style carries explicit fit guidance: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. That single step is the whole instruction, so going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. Measurements mostly do not get published across the rest of the shorts rail, so the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, which is worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

What searchers are actually after

That word needs handling carefully, because a large share of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing jorts. It is not used by the brand, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. Since the Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the only denim short in the catalogue, that is what searchers mean, and the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name itself gets the same treatment, typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. That has a practical edge, because a lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all. Garment checks are the ones that work: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. The Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St and the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd are there for anyone shopping alocs clothing in person, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.